So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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