can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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