North Korea, Best Korea!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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