My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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