Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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