Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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