Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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