The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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