Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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