Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
