I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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