She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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