i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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