every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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