Your tits are I can't wait for
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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