idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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