i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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