NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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