im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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