goodnight i made you a song goodbye
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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