I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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