Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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