They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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