You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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