Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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