that's an acceptable place to lick
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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