I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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