They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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