Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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