Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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