I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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