he thought i was a dude.
He kissed a someone with a penis
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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