Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
