I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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