whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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