belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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