If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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