Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Rumble strips road head = magical
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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