Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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