these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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