I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
