this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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