Need sex. Gaining weight.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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