i think my tv is drunk
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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