Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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