dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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