i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
