The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
