Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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