Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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