the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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