Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
