totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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