I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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