kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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