don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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