i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
