So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
