THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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