you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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